Miley Cyrus continues her steady take-over of the world this week. Tons of stories are coming out, so let’s go over the best ones:

* Miley’s new album, Breakout, will debut at number one on the Billboard 200 Albums chart. The set sold over 371,000 copies in the first week beating out runner-up Sugarland with 314,000 sold. [Source]

* Miley claims to be saving her love potion #9 for her wedding night but Lifestyles Condoms are hoping to sway the teenage star’s mind. She is reportedly being scouted by the giant condom company–uh, the condoms aren’t giant…just the company…but I guess they do have large sizes. What was my point? Oh yeah! So, the company wants to offer Cyrus a chance to promote safe-sex to her peers. To sweeten the deal, when the Disney poptart decides to do the grown-up, they’ll offer her a lifetime supply of condoms. Un-freakin-savory! [Source]

* Quit your stuff startin’! Selena Gomez claims that even though Miley was seen making fun of her and fellow teen star Demi Lovato on camera with her friend Mandy (who is way too damn old for these childish games…yes, I said it. Come hate!), there is no bad blood between them. The star says the rehashing of the video that first appeared in March is just something the media is latching onto to stir up drama. Gomez says, “Everywhere you go, you’re hearing things that are untrue,” she says. “You just got to learn that if I don’t say it, physically out of my mouth on camera, it’s not true.” [Source]

* Say it aint so! Hannah Montana is on her way out! Miley hinted that the show may be coming to an end soon. Miley told E! News, “I just think we did a lot of episodes. We basically did two seasons in one last year. Usually people would do one season [and] that would be, like, 16 episodes, and we did almost 30 episodes! … It seems like it’s been on, like, longer.” But Disney and a rep for Cyrus quickly came out to say nothing is set in stone and they are not sure whether or not the third season, that starts production on August 4, will be the last season. We can only hope we’ll be hearing “Sweet niblets!” for years to come. [Source]

My head hurts from all of the sweet niblets. I’m signing off!

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