//Neon LimeLinks: Web Round-Up//

Michael Jackson is not close to death, but he is close to touring: E! Online

RZA wants Rihanna….in his new movie, that is: MTV News

Pete Wentz likes to drink Ashlee‘s breastmilk…and make us gag: US Weekly

You just can’t have a happy holiday until David Archuleta tells you to. You’re in luck: Bring da Beat Back

Ludacris + his daughter, Karma = so cute we can’t stand it!: Gossip On This

Taylor Swift has a new hairstyle…at last!!: Sprinkle Pop