The Pure Truth: Eight nominations in, dating back to 2009 with her breakthrough single “I Kissed A Girl” to her two nominations this year for Teenage Dream‘s sparkling anthem “Firework”, and Katy Perry’s Grammy shelf is still as bare as her bum was on that cotton candy cloud in the “California Gurls” video.
Chances Are: Sadly, they’re not as ample as her lady lumps. We doubt if Katy will be taking home an award next year. Why? Uh, one name: Adele. The British soul singer who took over the charts, our hearts, and our tears ducts is up for both of the awards Katy’s nominated for. And we’re already betting on it being Adele’s night, so…sorry Katy!